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Christmas Shorty

I had a wonderful, warm, relaxing Christmas in Santiago. Really very fantastic, a true peak.

It’s all about the people you meet, isn’t it?

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Deathtrap: Mendoza

I readily came to the conclusion that I could happily spend a fair amount of time In Mendoza. Maybe a few years. I came in at 7:00 in the morning after a long semi-cama ride from Puerto Madryn, and was grumpily carrying my mochila the mile or so to the Damajuana hostel when the tree-lined avenues and burbling (burbling!) canals next to every sidewalk made me realize that I like really appreciate places like Mendoza. It’s not a big town, maybe 200,000 people, and it’s not really a cultural hub or anything, but it’s pretty, and surrounded by beauty, and it’s very, very tranquilo.

But the Damajuana Hostel was pretty bad. Though I just chose it from a list that the tourist information woman at the bus terminal gave me, so it’s my own fault for not planning ahead better. I realized pretty quickly that I’d stumbled into a haven for besotted Brits and Aussies and Americans a few years removed from the frat house. I think it was the overzealous abuse of jams (the shorts, not the condiment) and the lack of any other type of clothing that gave it away. And it cost AR$60 a night, too! And the breakfast was two pieces of toast! But it took me three days to change hostels anyway.

I took a bike riding wine tour, which was, well, a wine tour. And I went rafting, which was a blast (and I fell out!). And I did a “canopy tour,” a misnomer as there wasn’t a tree within miles of the place. They were fun things to do, and they cost money, and I took many pictures:

Wines and Bikes:
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Brown Water Rafting:
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Rafting Outside Mendoza Rafting Outside Mendoza Rafting Outside Mendoza Rafting Outside Mendoza

Zipline-ing:
Ziplining Outside Mendoza Ziplining Outside Mendoza Ziplining Outside Mendoza Ziplining Outside Mendoza

I’m leaving for Santiago the day after tomorrow, which should be fun. The 5th time in Chile, I think. I must love Chile.

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Time in Prison, Hammocks

As you saw in the last post, I found the sign at the end of the world. Fellow travelers had told me that there wasn’t much to do in Ushuaia so I only gave myself one full day there; I’m glad I did, as it was a bit rainy and the activites there were mini-versions of stuff that I’d already done (mountains, a little glacier), or was planning to see later (whales, sea lions). But I really did have fun going to the converted wilderness-prison-cum-museum. The plaster of paris mannequins were just delightful, and there were portions of the prison that hadn’t yet been fixed up and so were still dirty and damp and full of holes and prison stink, which was cool.

The long walk:
Weird Maritime Museum

Also, I stayed in Ushuaia at a place called Freestyle Hostel, which was nice (and caro) except for the one reception dude who was a totally disinterested snowboarder lifty-type guy. And the nice-looking hotelish bathrooms smelled like some very old sweat socks. But Rasta Max’s kindness (and haircut – guess what kind!) totally made up for it. I also ran into Laura again (for at least the fourth time on my trip down South), so it was nice to see her again before she went back to San Diego.

4:30 the next morning I arrived grumpy and hungry at the Ushuaia bus terminal (actually a parking lot next to a gas station) to find the bus to Puerto Madryn. It was a long ride, longer than one might expect after looking at a map, but the roads down there are circuitious and one has to find one’s way around channels and mountains and whatnot. In all, I think that it took around 30 hours (with an incredibly uneventful stop in Rio Gallegos).

But Puerto Madryn was totally worth it. I expected another small tourist town with dozens of parka stores, and was very happily surprised to find a large tourist town in the middle of an incredibly gorgeous spell of warm weather with a long beach spanning the entire town. There were even some crazy kids swimming in the ocean, and I managed to take my shoes off and walk along the shore a bit. It was exciting, and unexpected, to find myself in a city that looked a lot more like coastal Florida than Antarctica, so I was happy. And I stayed at a great place called El Gaulicho in Puerto Madryn with a friendly staff, good rooms, a big kitchen, lots of friendly travellers, and a cute little courtyard with two(!) hammocks. I really could have stayed there for a week, but I think I’d better get traveling if I’m really going to make it to Santiago before Christmas.

Puerto Madryn, suprisingly:
Puerto Madryn

Oh, and I went on a whale-elephant seal-sea lion-penguin tour, on which we also saw lots of maras (which are kind of like rabbits/dogs) and more guanacos.

But the whales were definitely the best part. I caught the very tail end (so to speak) of the whale watching season, so there evidently weren’t many left in the harbor to see, but the moment our super-sized Zodiac came within 50 meters of the one pair we did track down, the baby started jumping out of the water like a lunatic. It breached seven or eight times before its mom came over, jumped out of the water herself, and calmed baby down. I also managed to find myself pretty much the best spot on the boat, standing in the bow with a railing to hold on to and the guide’s girlfriend (also a biologist, I think) telling me exactly what was going on the whole time and how lucky we were to see that kind of stuff so late in the season. Not that you can tell from my pictures, of course, but I’m ok with that. I’ve got it all up here (point at head). And then I partook in the communal asado at the hostel, during which I drank just a smidge too much vino.

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The next day I got up, ate free breakfast, and promptly fell asleep in the hammock. And then I went to the EcoCentro, which was a well-produced marine ecology museum and a great way to spend some time on a rainy afternoon (which is what it turned into), and fell asleep on a cushy couch in the upstairs library while waiting for a squall to pass. I needed some sleep, evidently.

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This is Why I Came to Ushuaia

I keep looking at this photo and cracking up:
Penguins Working Out

Think of what this photo means. It mean that an Ushuaian had to rent a penguin costume, get a buddy to lift weights (and ride a stationary bike!) in the penguin costume, Photoshop it all together with some real penguins, and have it professionally printed. That’s advertising; that’s comedy. It’s like something from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

P.S. When you, faithful readers, view my interesting and varied photography on the Flickr page, you sometimes miss my hilarious and subtle witty captions. If you want to read them, you have to view my Flickr photostream.

Addendum 12/11/09:

This is actually why I came to Ushuaia. Seriously, the only reason:
Obligatory Fin del Mundo Photo (II)

But these guys were a nice surprise once I got there:
Weird Maritime Museum Weird Maritime Museum Weird Maritime Museum Weird Maritime Museum

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Found: Los Tuxedos

I’m glad that I wasn’t able to see pinguinos in Ancud, because I’ve since heard that the colony there isn’t much to speak of — there are only a couple thousand inhabitants and you can’t even get off the boat there to mingle with them. Outside of Punta Arenas, however, there’s a colony of 50,000 and you can put one in your pocket if you want to.

I went a little crazy with the camera:
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Los Pinguinos Los Pinguinos Los Pinguinos Los Pinguinos

Be sure to check out the other pictures (and movies!) on the Flickr page.

The other exciting thing that happened on our little excursion was that a nice German and her daughter behind me in the Zodiac barfed into plastic bags during the entire trip back from the island. It was probably a combination of the meter-and-a-half waves and all the penguin poop that we were inhaling on the colony. But man, were they cute. The penguins, I mean.

Also, I planned on spending only one full day in Punta Arenas, but it seems to be a big Catholic holiday here, and Chilenos have a four-day weekend to travel, and therefore all the buses to Ushuaia were filled pretty quickly. So I’m not leaving until Tuesday, which gives me lots of time to drink instant coffee. But the weather’s very nice, if windy.

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The Dubs

I went on a walk for a few days recently; I chose to hike a route called The W in Torres del Paine near Puerto Natales in Southern Chile, and I made it a tad over 64 miles before I broke down, bought some Fanta and a Sahne-Nuss, and waited for the high-speed catamaran to take me back to civilization.

Click it to make it bigger:
Map of The W at Torres del Paine

Five days, four nights:

Dia Uno] Thought that I’d already gotten lost 20 minutes in, backtracked to realize that no, I was going the right way, And decided to trust myself better the rest of the way. Made it up a pretty steep grade to Campamento Torres, where I pitched my tent and walked up to Campamento Japones and back before making Rice and Lentils (henceforth known as R&L) and dashing off to sleep.

Dia Dos] Woke up at 4:30 (a.m.!) to hike up the quick, albeit vertical trail to the Torres Mirador at sunrise when the towers allegedly glow red with the dawn; was greeted by a laughable scenario:

Laughable Scenario

Hiked down, unpitched tent (struck camp?) at noon or so, and walked back to the junction in clear, partly cloudy weather past a beautiful fjordy lake, a couple gauchos, the refugio at Cuernos, which seemed to house most of the East coast of the United States, as well as a fair-sized chunk of Western Europe, and a million dainty red mountain flowers to Campamento Italiano, where again, I pitched:

Campamento Italiano

Dia Tres] Walked up the middle branch of The Dub to Campamento Britanico and another cloudy viewpoint, at which I was again unable to see past the foggy cloudiness — I chose not to take a picture this time. And arrived back to Italiano in a blizzard, for real, so I waited for an hour or so for it to turn into, again, a warm sunny day. I struck again that afternoon and hoofed it back down the W to Paine Grande, which seemed to be the main center of pseudo-civilization in the park. I’d been planning on hiking another four hours that day, but the running water (showers!) in the campground’s on-site banos lured me in. I’m glad I stayed there, as the afternoon and evening turned out to be sunny and warm; I took it pretty easy, ate some R&L, and took some time to marvel at the amazing array of Gore-Tex that surrounded me. Gore-Tex from all over the world, in every color of the rainbow.

Paine Grande Refugio and Campground

Dia Cuatro] Awoke from a comfortable night of two-sleeping-bag-luxury, made some Nescafe and oatmeal with cocoa and lots of azucar, and started the long slog up to Campamento Paso. This was my favorite part of the trek. Most of the trail followed a couple of bright turquoise (from glacier milk!) mountain lakes, and alternated between deep forest and breathtaking views over the surrounding mountains. Until, that is, I arrived at Glacier Grey. I think that what I wanted when I visited Perito Moreno was a big fat blue glacier in the middle of nothing. And I got it on my second-to-last-day of hiking between Refugio Grey and Campamento Paso. Most people stopped The W at Refugio Grey, so the trail was far less crowded after that point, and it followed the edge of the giant hunk of ice for six strenuous, sweaty kilometros until the campground. Glacier Grey is smaller than Perito Moreno, and less blue, and big hunks of ice fall off much less often, but it was a much more rewarding experience: just myself, a large, slowly moving mass of ice, and a whole lot of nothing.

Glaciar Grey:
Glaciar Grey

Dia Cinqo] Woke up, rubbed the sleep out of my eyes and found a bug in there. Hiked back to Paine Grande, tired and stinky and sore and with broken boots, but made it with a couple hours to spare before my boat, so I relaxed, washed my face in the complimentary running water, and purchased the earlier-mentioned expensive snacks to munch on while playing solitaire.

The embarque back:
Torres del Paine Torres del Paine Torres del Paine

And so,

I’m glad that I’d been training for the marathon. I found that while hiking with a 40-or-so pound mochila, my legs didn’t get tired, but my back and feet definitely did. And I seemed to be hiking a bit faster and more efficiently than most of the other gringos I met on the trail.

And gringos there were. I can confidently say that English was spoken on the trail much more than Spanish, and that blancos outnumbered morrones by at least two to one. It was like hiking in the Alps, I’d imagine, but with more Germans. And it was much, much more beautiful. You should try it.

Also,

Things I broke while hiking the W in Torres del Paine:

    My gaiters
    My boots
    My spork
    The fleshy bit of my fingertip

Finally, observations:

The wind was blowing so hard at the huge Refugio Lago Pahue that it was whipping the tops off of the whitecaps and blowing a mist all over the lake.

You can drink the water right out of the streams up near the glaciers. It was fantastic, and cold, and tasted like absolutely delicious nothing.

I love my long underwear/black loungy pants combo. They’re warm in cold weather and comfortable all the time. Dirt and mud and stink just seem to dissolve away, and they seem pretty indestructable. Thanks, Uncle K!

Black spongy mushrooms that just looked lethal were everywhere. I didn’t eat.

There was a giant, wolf-sized fox with a bushy tail at Campamento Italiano. I was like, “What the Ephron?”

More squat toilets, even grosser this time.

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