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Astrid and I went to Ica, to go sandboarding in an oasis of a pueblito right outside town called Huacachino. When we went to buy tickets, the kind woman behind the counter said that the tickets were for a “boogie,” which I thought was just transportation to the top of the sandy hill. In fact, it was a dangerous, thrilling, very sandy and quite smoky roller coaster ride over the dunes. A roller coaster ride without the hassle of hour-long lines or safety precautions. It was very fun, and it was totally unexpected. I did a lot of whooping. And then we jumped off the tops of sand dunes attached to sandboards, which Astrid absolutely excelled at (on her stomach), and I was frustrated by, but still had fun doing.

Mr. Cool:
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We stayed in Ica at a very nice hotel called Inka del Sol, which had a huge pool and a big turtle and super comfortable beds and was just a great place to chill out for a while. And we went on a date for Valentine’s Day, which was fun.

I’m Eating Breakfast!
Ica
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Traveling along the West coast of South America, one encounters a lot of Pisco, which is a liquor made from the skins of grapes. Chileans and Peruvians both lay claim to discovering/inventing this super-dulce, slightly disgusting beverage, but only Peru actually has a city named after it, which is where Astrid and I found ourselves next.

There are a couple little islands off the coast of Pisco that have been billed as “The Poor Man’s Galapagos,” so we booked a little tour and joined the throngs of gringitos in multiple Zodiacs circling the islands, taking thousands of digital photos of tens of thousands of three different species of cormorants and hundred of narking, swimming, and cutely posing sea lions. We weren’t actually allowed on the islands, which was just fine becausen they were completely buried in not-sweet-smelling bird poop, in some places as much as 50 meters deep. In past centuries, Europeans (mostly the Dutch) and North Americans mined the poop to be used as fertilizer. Which is probably not a fun job.

Poor Man’s Galapagos:
Poor Man's Galapagos
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In Pisco we stayed at a nice little place with a tiny abuelita hostess and a tiny little pool (which I refered to as a piscinita) that I quite enjoyed goofing around in. We stayed in the Huaraz-themed room, which got us excited about our next destination. And we ate weird Peruvian meals and marvelled at how much the town of Pisco has not made a recovery after the earthquake it suffered a couple years ago.

We jumped on a bus for Lima and arrived there to find that all the buses to Huaraz were booked for the next few days. So, not wanting to waste time in The Ugliest City in South America, we found a bus headed toward Chimbote, which is a bit North of Huaraz. And in Chimbote we found a scary mountain bus back down to Huaraz, thankfully. This little detour added eight or nine hours to our bus-riding time, but we arrived in Huaraz the day after ariving in Lima instead of three days later, so it was definitely worth it.

As was Huaraz. Being a major trekking destination for turistas (many of those Of The Faith), the shysters are out in full force at all times, especially at the tiny Huaraz bus terminals. We were accosted multiple times during our short stay in the city, mostly by kindly-seeming middle aged men attempting to hard-sell us tours of the Santa Cruz trek. We promptly turned them all down and walked around the city for a day and a half buying presents for our loved ones and eating some pretty delicious crepes. And we found a nice little tour agency from which we purchased a four-day tour with the help of three young Isreali women who did all the hard bargaining for us, and ended up getting us all a pretty good deal.

We began our excursion into the second-highest mountain range in the world early the next morning and spent the next few hours shuttling from combi to mototaxi (one covered with Nazi emblems that the Israelis suggested Astrid and I take instead of them) to vagon on some mountain roads on which I would be hesitant to drive the Sube, once accosted by youths with buckets of water aiming for gringos (travel tip: roll up your window on the road to the trailhead). Until arriving in a high valley to meet our burro driver slash prep cook and head into the heights.

The first day was a bit difficult, as we were acclimating to the insane altitude and there was quite a bit of elevation gain, but the weather was nice and we weren’t yet beaten down by the constant slog. And Freddy (como la pèlicula, dice Freddy) our guide was muy amable, if a bit reticent. He cooked us decent meals of various meats and rice throughout the trip, and always offered us a cup of coca tea as we arrived into camp grumpy and tired

On the second day we tromped across a partially flooded valley floor in the rain, getting our boots wet jumping over and sometimes falling in various streams, but flat ground, even soggy flat ground, was a nice change of pace. Until the sun came out and we started up the zig-zag (which is what Peruvians and Israelis call switchbacks) up to a very pretty and very icy glacial lake, into which I decided against Freddy’s advice to jump.

Hot stuff:
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We camped a couple long hours later on another valley floor onto which the clouds opened up all night and we awoke to wet sleeping bags, but our bad moods were tempered by the constant kvetching of the Israeli girls. Their horrible attitudes in the face of dampness made our slight bemusement seem stoic and rugged.

And our third day was spent hiking up to a gorgeous mountain pass through rain and wind and slush and snow and slipping burros and fellow gringos. It was hard, but the view (and the friendly snowball fight) at the top made it worthwhile. The way down from the notch in the ridge made by our trail was a bit perilous, but our by now larger expedition made up of our crew, another tour group, and a couple of Quebecois that had initially attempted the trek on their own but had joined the other group in order to let the burros carry their heavy bits was in high spirits after the mountain pass. Until about four more hours had passed, at which point most of us were sore and a little blistery and ready for some of Freddy’s coca tea. It took another three hours, but we all made it, tired and wet and quite sick of telling the indigenous mountain children that no, we didn’t have any caramelos, lo siento.

Santa Cruz Trek

We left the next day after hiking a short couple (vertical) hours out of the valley and back into civilization to take a long couple of combi rides into Huaraz. Astrid and I did absolutely nothing for the rest of the day with the exception of eating a dinner and watching half of Doubt. And we took another combi ride to one of the world’s dirtiest-looking swimming pools the next day, which was odd, but we had a great time goofing around in the private baths upstairs

And so, we hopped on a bus to Trujillo and then a taxi to Huanchaco where we’d reserved a room at the impressively named Hotel Internacional Huanchaco. We paid out the nose for this place but got our own little bungalow with a table outside to eat desayuno. It had a nice small pool, too, which we used a bit, but the place was a little far from the rest of Huanchaco, and the walk along the beach to the rest of the pueblito was marred by a monstrous decomposing sea lion carcass. So we moved lodging. To Naylamp, a sweet little place right on the beach with a burrito joint a few steps away and comfortable rooms and a grumpy staff and ondas muy tranquilas. Astrid and ended up staying in Huanchaco for four days just hanging out on the beach and eating ceviche and burritos and drinking copious amounts of Fanta. And I rented a surfboard from some jerks and performed miserably. But I’ll try again, someday.

And then Astrid left, which was very sad.

Huanchaco beach time:
Huanchaco

I took off for Mancora the next day and found a little place with a rudely indifferent staff called La Posada where I could set up my tent in their yard for seven soles. Which I did, and spent the next few days alternating between the pool and the ocean and reading various novels. And again meeting up with Camille and Elsa and Aussie Rich. And chatting with a slightly odd and amazingly unlucky Michigander named Jackie.

The border crossing from Peru into Ecuador at Tumbes is notoriously bad, and I’d considered skipping Ecuador and just flying into Colombia from Peru to avoid it. But I managed to find some hidden well of determination and decided to bus it into Guayaquil with the kids. It was happily uneventful. But I was a tad sick during my day-long stay in Guayaquil (I didn’t actually leave my hostel for the duration), but felt great the next day when we headed North to a cute little berg called Cuenca, where we kept saying things like, “¡Dios, this place is bonita!”

We zipped back to Guayaquil to catch a bus to Puerto Lopez, where we marvelled at how unlike Cuenca it was, and how uncute. But we (actually Camille) patched together a jungle trek with a friendly knowledgeable local who showed us brightly-colored birds and a couple frogs and many crawlies and even a few monkeys. And Camille wowed us all with her devil-sticks routine. We showered the filth and bugs off and Rich and I drank some beer and we ate the World’s Most Satisfying Crepes that night, and the next morning headed for Manta and Montecristi, where I bought someone a hat.

I’m staying in ugly Manta for another day before heading to Quito and Riobamba to take the zigzaggy reversing train down a hole in a mountain. Or at least that’s what I’m told.

Your Faithful Intermittant Correspondant.

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Like Defrosting the Freezer, Only Grander

The virus on my laptop has mutated into a strange beast. The young Albanian that programmed it was kind enough to incorporate in a friendly message that pops up every 10 seconds and bounces happily around the screen saying “This Computer is Being Attaked” (sic). And there’s a picture of a fairy wand, which is nice. The only thing I don’t like about it is that it makes doing anything on the computer absolutely impossible. So, my apologies for the intermittant photo uploads. It’s the Albanian’s fault.

Perito Moreno was nice, but I just have to speak the truth a little bit here: it wasn’t that great. I’d been hearing about it for 3 and a half months now, mostly surrounded by superlatives and hyperbole. Usually, I would think that nothing could live up to hype like that, but my experience in Iguazu made me think that maybe yes, it really will be that stupendously life-changingly out-of this world.

Don’t get me wrong, it was really cool. And we had outstanding weather. But it’s kind of like looking at a big, blue, snowy cliff for 6 hours. Every once in a while a car-sized chunk of the big snowy cliff falls into the water and eveybody cheers, and there’s comraderie and everything, but the park is really developed, almost Disney-esque. They’ve erected metal sidewalks where trails used to be, and the massive flow of foreign tourists has made the Argentines become really organized and funnel all of us into specific zones to see the glacier. It was kind of like watching a really big movie about a glacier, with lots of noisily chewing Italian and French people in the audience.

A giant, unflavored Slurpee:
Perito Moreno Glacier

An untitled short film about my experience:

I opted to dole out some serious pesos for “MiniTrekking,” which allows you to take a catamaran embarque to the other side of the glacier, where you get out and follow a guide up onto the glacier, wearing crampons to stay upright. It was fine, and a cool experience, but we were in a single-file line like school kids the whole way, going very slowly and stopping about every 45 seconds for the middle-aged Germans to catch up. In 3 hours, I bet we walked one kilometer. It felt like we were moving at a you-know-what’s pace. But there was Scotch at the end, a highlight.

MiniTrekking:
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Scotch at the End:
Perito Moreno Glacier

So, in a word, Perito Moreno: meh. Un-hype-live-up-able.

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Halfway Home Phone Fiction

A couple of days ago I took a local minibus from Puerto Varas to a stop in the middle of nowhere (actually by a pueblo called Lenca), which allowed me to hike 5K in the rain to a trailhead in Parque Nacional Alerce Andino. I came to the little cabana marking the start of the trail and met a tiny Chileno who began speaking rapidly to me in (what I think was) Spanish. I understood absolutely nothing (other than one or two words about peligro and/or prohibido) and no matter what I said or tried to pantomime about my slowness or lack of understanding or stupidity, he continued to speak a torrent of Chilean Spanish. I rudely left him talking quickly (and now loudly) to my back at the trailhead and started up the muddy trail on my own, and cursed the Chilean weather for a solid hour and a half while trudging through the mud until I came across what looked like a very wet guanico on the uphill side of the trail. It seemed not to be afraid of me, and people, these things are beautiful, like a llama’s foxy sister, so I was pretty excited to see one up close, and so tame. That is, until it also started in with the rapid Chilean Spanish. My understanding of Espanol was getting a little better in Argentina, and I could entiendo quite a bit near the end of my stay there, but Chilean Spanish is a guanico of a different color, so to speak, and I’ve had quite a bit more trouble getting by here. So I was confused.

At this point, I was already soaked from the hike to the trailhead and a bit grumpy about the whole sogginess of the last couple weeks (and frustrated that I couldn’t understand the tiny Chilean nor the guanico), so I decided to make camp for the night right there, in a clearing a few metros uphill from where he now stood, calmly appraising me.

I cooked a satisfying meal of, of course, lentecas and arroz (with a bit of salted palta for texture), set up my champ of a waterproof tent and tried to go to bed early, but the big-eyed fellow outside refused to callate (a lot like the little guy at the trailhead cabana), no matter how much I attempted to “lo siento, senor, no entiendo” him. After a couple (few?) hours of this, I unzipped the tent, climbed out, and found myself in a place that looked a bit different than it did in the daylight. The sky had cleared and was full of flashlight stars; the horizon had expanded, the trees lowered or cut, and the bedrock under all that damp brown soil had been exposed. My tent was now on a broad expanse of volcanic rock, and I remember being surprised that I didn’t feel the change from inside the tent, although my sleeping pad is very plush and would have cushioned any movement below.

My furry pal outside was now dry and seemed to be in a better mood. His once rapid Espanol was now a bit more mellow, and I was able to understand a few words now and then. I picked out “la noche,” “amable,” and what sounded like “fantastico,” although I’m not positive that’s a word in Spanish, Chilean or no.

A path led off through the rock perpendicularly from the main trail that I hadn’t noticed the day before, and was lit low to the ground by phosphorescent hongos, each plant (fungi?) glowing a subtly different pastel color. After a quarter hour or so of basking in the starlight and listening to the low chatter of my friend, I watched him move off down the path to the left (unfortunately uphill) and decided as I probably wasn’t going to sleep any time soon, I might as well follow. Also, my new rain jacket hadn’t proven watertight the day before, and I hoped that a stroll in the balmy night air might dry it (and me) off a bit.

Entonces, after an easygoing 20 minute (or so) walk up the rocky face of a treeless Andean Sierra under the cover of a million sparkling points, my pretty-eyed guide and I arrived at another, smaller cabana, this one in a bit better shape than the Chilenito’s, with lace curtains in the windows and “Wilkommen” carved into the woodwork above the door. I was a bit suprised to find something like this, as most of the Deutsch-type architecture had been, up to this point, in the German-colonized village of Puerto Varas, now quite a few kilometros below us.

I followed my easygoing guanico inside & found a few friendly faces gathered around a television attached to a portable DVD player. The matronly, apron-clad woman from my short stay at the hospedaje in Puerto Montt, Mirta and Colombian Pedro (with perfect Spanish) from Ancud, the winking schoolgirls from Chonchi, and most confusingly, Buby, our guide to Refugio Frey. They were rewatching, of course, the Argentine National team playing Peru in the torrential downpour during my stay in Recoleta. Buby kindly said que tal, although I could tell that he, like the rest of the cozy little room, was busy waiting for the catalytic moment near the end of the game when Martin Palermo scored the ultimate, winning goal. I found myself, as I often do while watching futbol, a bit aburrido, but decided to stay awhile and see if I could follow the game, at least until the final goal, as I’d missed it live the first time and wanted to be a part of the experience with these people I’d met and had difficulty communicating with over the last couple of weeks. A clear night outside, a warm glow from the (tiny) TV inside, a torrential downpour on the television through which we can barely see the futbolers. And my tent and all I own on the continent forgotten below.

Palermo scores, the streets of Buenos Aires erupt, the Argentines and Chilenos pound the tables. We drink, we fly, we drown, and Buby saves our lives over and over again. My Spanish is perfect; I’m comfortable everywhere I find myself. I have a baby, I buy a house, I cherish my friends and family. I read, I write, I work hard, I enjoy my life. Things work out in the end, in the little cabana in the bosque in the parque.

Even though all it does is rain.

Truly Yours, Delaney.

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